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  • Lets f _ _k - Embroidered patches

    Lets f _ _k – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • Boys have penises Girls have vaginas - Embroidered patches

    Boys have penises Girls have vaginas – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • Fat chick riding club - Embroidered patches

    Fat chick riding club – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch featuring blue bold outline with a white background. And the words "Hey bitch I LOVE YOU" written in black. Centered above a heart with a face and 2 hands doing a yelling motion. denimandpatches

    Hey bitch I LOVE YOU – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a yellow outline around a white background. And the words "WOW Nice BOOBS" written in varying colors. "WOW" Having a red "W", yellow "O", and green "W". And "Nice BOOBS" written in black lettering. denimandpatches

    WOW Nice B00BS – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a maroon bold outline around a white background. With the question "Nice shoes wanna fuck?" written in green lettering. Underneath said words is 2 "hearts" with legs and smiling faces touching each other. denimandpatches

    Nice shoes wanna f _ _ k? – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a light blue outline around a white background. With the words "TAP DAT ASS" towering each other in hot pink. Next to a purple-colored hand making a slapping motion. denimandpatches

    TAP DAT ASS – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a pink outline and a white background. With the words "Sweet Knockers!" written in a yellow lettering centered above a yellow smiley face. denimandpatches

    Sweet Knockers – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a black line for an outline around a white background. With the words "I PITTY Da FOO" written in red centered in the middle of the circle. denimandpatches

    I PITTY Da FOO – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a red outline around a white background. With a smiley face centered at the top of the patch. The smiley face is made with black eyes and a green mouth. Underneath the smiley face it says "Get in loser We're getting tacos" written in a black text. denimandpatches

    Get in loser We’re getting tacos – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a green outline around a white outline. Inside the circle is a the gold outline of the face of a cat with their paws on the edge of a counter or table that's dark blue. Underneath the image it says "PUSSY!" in hot pink. denimandpatches

    PUSSY! – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a black outline around a white background. With the word "BORING" centered in the middle written in a black lettering. denimandpatches

    BORING – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a green outline around a white background. Inside the circle is the word "DEBT" written in red. Using ASCII art, below the word "debt" is the picture of human being shrugging their shoulders. denimandpatches

    DEBT – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a light blue outline around a white background. With the words "Master Bater" written in red centered above the outline of a fish in green. denimandpatches

    MASTER BATER – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a black outline around a white background. Inside the circle is the outline of a red square as big as the edges of the outline. With the word "square" written in black in the center of the square. denimandpatches

    SQUARE – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a light blue outline around a white background. Inside the circle there is the outline of some hands and arms wearing long sleeves offering a bowl to the sky it seems. With the words "Jesus would whip your ass" written in red centered underneath the outline of the hands. denimandpatches

    Jesus would whip your ass – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a white outline and solid black background. Inside the circle is "PEN15" written in white centered at the top with a peeing penis underneath the words. And a smiley face underneath the penis all made out of typeface character. The smiley face and pee being the same white as the words. And the penis being gold/yellow. denimandpatches

    PEN15 – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • I've got a hot MoM - Embroidered patches Denim and Patches

    I’ve got a hot MoM – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • BITCH Every day is a celebration with me! - Embroidered patches Denim and Patches

    BITCH Every day is a celebration with me! – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • PUT A little PINK IN IT - Embroidered patches Denim and Patches

    PUT A little PINK IN IT – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a light grey outline around a white background. With the words "I EAT pussy" in a black text above the outline of a brown cat. denimandpatches

    I EAT pussy – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a white outline around a white background. With the words "THIS IS THE WHITEST PATCH EVER" written in white text centered in the patch. denimandpatches

    THIS IS THE WHITEST PATCH EVER – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a purple outline around a white background. With the phrase "I'm faded" written in a hot pink text with "I'm" centered at the top. And "faded" in the center of the outline of 2 hands making a heart upside down so it acts as "goggles". denimandpatches

    I’m faded – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a blue outline around a white background. With 3 yellow baby chicks spaced evenly around the circle with "hot chicks" written in red cursive centered on the patch. denimandpatches

    Hot Chicks – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a brown outline around a white background. With the name "Ben Dover" written in the same brown as the outline. denim and patches

    Ben Dover – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a light grey outline around a white background. With the words "Just the tip Just this once Just to see how it feels" written in red above the outline of a yellow banana. denim and patches

    Just the tip, just this once, just to see how it feels – Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch rectangle patch with a light grey out around a white background. With the Ukrainian flag centered in the rectangle. But "PONZI" is written on the blue part and "SCHEME" is written on the yellow part. denim and patches

    Ukrainian Flag Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch square patch with a hot pink outline around a white background. With eyes a nose and a smiley face in the same hot pink color centered in the patch with the word "BOOBS" written underneath it. denim and patches

    B00BS Make People Happy Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • Evil Mouse Embroidered patches Denim and Patches

    Evil Mouse Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • HMFIC Embroidered patches Denim and Patches

    HMFIC Embroidered patches

    $17.17
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  • 3 inch circle patch with a gold outline around a black background. With the white words "GOLDEN LIKE A SHOWER" written inside the circle with the word Golden being separated by the phrase by a typeface peeing penis. The penis being brown and the pee being yellow. denimandpatches

    GOLDEN LIKE A SHOWER – Embroidered patches

    $17.00
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