He would definitely kick your ass like no questions asked but hey this is Jesus were talking about. Like are you really sitting there like hey if I got a good uppercut in right after a kidney punch I feel like I could take him. But hey I'm not here to crush your hopes and dreams keep going to the gym and training to beat up Jesus/Chuck Norris in a boxing match. You got it. But … [Read more...] about Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.
We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It's so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men's restroom in America; wouldn't say so much in the lady's. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a … [Read more...] about PEN 15
God grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world As it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make things right If … [Read more...] about God Grant Me the Serenity
Are you just better than everyone else? Do you need to let everyone know that your better than them and that you make a lot of money without even saying a word? Then your messing up if you don't have a 1% patch in your repertoire. How do the commoners walking down the street know to clear the path for your holy 1% feet if your not wearing a patch to differentiate yourself? With … [Read more...] about ONLY 1 PERCENTERS ALLOWED!!
There's nothing like taking a shower in some golden warm ammonia. … [Read more...] about Golden Like a Shower