• Skip to main content
  • Skip to secondary menu
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
  • Home
  • About
  • Blog
  • Shop
  • Cart
    • Checkout
    • My account
  • Contact
DENIMandPATCHES logo and catch phrase

DENIMandPATCHES

we sell DENIM and PATCHES | North Carolina, USA

  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Shop
  • Womens
  • Mens
  • Juniors
  • Cart

custom embroidered

Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.

August 23, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

Jesus would whip your ass - Embroidered patches Denim and Patches

He would definitely kick your ass like no questions asked but hey this is Jesus were talking about. Like are you really sitting there like hey if I got a good uppercut in right after a kidney punch I feel like I could take him. But hey I'm not here to crush your hopes and dreams keep going to the gym and training to beat up Jesus/Chuck Norris in a boxing match. You got it. But … [Read more...] about Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.

PEN 15

August 18, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

PEN15 - Embroidered patches DENIMandPATCHES

We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It's so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men's restroom in America; wouldn't say so much in the lady's. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a … [Read more...] about PEN 15

God Grant Me the Serenity

August 16, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

God grant me the serenity 12 - Embroidered patches DENIMandPATCHES

God grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world As it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make things right If … [Read more...] about God Grant Me the Serenity

ONLY 1 PERCENTERS ALLOWED!!

August 14, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

1% - Embroidered patches DENIMandPATCHES

Are you just better than everyone else? Do you need to let everyone know that your better than them and that you make a lot of money without even saying a word? Then your messing up if you don't have a 1% patch in your repertoire. How do the commoners walking down the street know to clear the path for your holy 1% feet if your not wearing a patch to differentiate yourself? With … [Read more...] about ONLY 1 PERCENTERS ALLOWED!!

Golden Like a Shower

August 11, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

GOLDEN LIKE A SHOWER - Embroidered patches DENIMandPATCHES

There's nothing like taking a shower in some golden warm ammonia. … [Read more...] about Golden Like a Shower

  • Go to page 1
  • Go to page 2
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

Product Search

Your Cart

Products

  • Placeholder DENIMandPATCHES - Ladies denim sherpa jacket $79.50
  • DENIMandPATCHES.COM - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • Lets f _ _k - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • Boys have penises Girls have vaginas - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • Fat chick riding club - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • DENIMandPATCHES - Mens denim sherpa jacket $79.50
  • Hey bitch I LOVE YOU - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • WOW Nice BOOBS - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • Nice shoes wanna f _ _ k? - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • TAP DAT ASS - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • Sweet Knockers - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • 9 - Mr. Hockey - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • 99 - The Great One - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • Make A Wish 11:11 - Embroidered patches $17.17
  • I PITTY Da FOO - Embroidered patches $17.17

Tags

12 STEPS AA ALCOHOL apparel BABY BABY JACKET closth clothes comfortable custom custom embroidered CUSTOM EMBROIDERED PATCH DENIM DENIMandPATCHES DENIM JACKET denimjacket JACKET PATCH patches technology your mom

Footer

Shopping

  • Shop DENIMandPATCHES
  • Terms & Conditions
  • Return Policy
  • Sizing Charts
  • Your Privacy

Recent

  • You like fishing bo?
  • Such a square
  • Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.
  • Not Today Satan! Not todayyy!
  • PEN 15

Search

Tags

12 STEPS AA ALCOHOL apparel BABY BABY JACKET closth clothes comfortable custom custom embroidered CUSTOM EMBROIDERED PATCH DENIM DENIMandPATCHES DENIM JACKET denimjacket JACKET PATCH patches technology your mom

Copyright © 2023 ยท DENIMandPATCHES