We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It’s so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men’s restroom in America; wouldn’t say so much in the lady’s. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a smile or chuckle out of someone so we made a white outline around the patch against a black background with “PEN15” written in white centered at the top. Then with masterful craftsmanship from keyboard text made a ejaculating penis made out of an 8 with equal signs and a D. And then we put a smiley face underneath it, motherfuckers.
Does it get any better? Oh it does when you order this patch drunk/high/tripping/rolling/whatever the fuck at 11 at night cause your waiting for the bathroom line on your phone. That next day as long as you party on a business night like a normal heathen(and the next day is a business day). One of our factory workers will come in and see your drunken order and start making it so we can get it to you as soon as possible. So that means your not getting some moldy old patch that’s just been sitting on the shelf letting the glue on the back go bad and not seal properly when you iron it (if that’s the way you choose to apply it). Oh yeah on that; you can sew it as well or just simply safety pin it on. The options are only limited by your imagination here at Denim and Patches.