Crafted with utmost care and precision, our embroidered patch is made from durable space age fabric. It's a tough little cookie that can withstand high temperatures without losing its vibrant colors. So, go ahead and iron-on, sew it on, or even rock it with a classic safety pin the option is yours! Also forget about oversized patches that look like misplaced road signs or … [Read more...] about Such a square
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Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.
He would definitely kick your ass like no questions asked but hey this is Jesus were talking about. Like are you really sitting there like hey if I got a good uppercut in right after a kidney punch I feel like I could take him. But hey I'm not here to crush your hopes and dreams keep going to the gym and training to beat up Jesus/Chuck Norris in a boxing match. You got it. But … [Read more...] about Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.
Not Today Satan! Not todayyy!
Need that extra pick me up? Or that little reminder to say hey don't let the bullshit get in the way today just keep it pushin. Then we made just the embroidered patch for you With a white circle outline and a sun centered in that circle and then centered in the sun theres "Not Today Satan" written in red. If you're ready to unleash your inner style maven, our jaw-dropping … [Read more...] about Not Today Satan! Not todayyy!
PEN 15
We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It's so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men's restroom in America; wouldn't say so much in the lady's. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a … [Read more...] about PEN 15
God Grant Me the Serenity
God grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world As it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make things right If … [Read more...] about God Grant Me the Serenity