Prepare to enter a realm of unmatched style and unapologetic self-expression with our eye-catching custom embroidered patch. Crafted from top-notch twill fabric, this patch is more than just an accessory – it's a statement. Say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to sartorial excellence! Picture this: a fashion-forward masterpiece that effortlessly captures attention without … [Read more...] about You like fishing bo?
Crafted with utmost care and precision, our embroidered patch is made from durable space age fabric. It's a tough little cookie that can withstand high temperatures without losing its vibrant colors. So, go ahead and iron-on, sew it on, or even rock it with a classic safety pin the option is yours! Also forget about oversized patches that look like misplaced road signs or … [Read more...] about Such a square
He would definitely kick your ass like no questions asked but hey this is Jesus were talking about. Like are you really sitting there like hey if I got a good uppercut in right after a kidney punch I feel like I could take him. But hey I'm not here to crush your hopes and dreams keep going to the gym and training to beat up Jesus/Chuck Norris in a boxing match. You got it. But … [Read more...] about Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.
Need that extra pick me up? Or that little reminder to say hey don't let the bullshit get in the way today just keep it pushin. Then we made just the embroidered patch for you With a white circle outline and a sun centered in that circle and then centered in the sun theres "Not Today Satan" written in red. If you're ready to unleash your inner style maven, our jaw-dropping … [Read more...] about Not Today Satan! Not todayyy!
We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It's so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men's restroom in America; wouldn't say so much in the lady's. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a … [Read more...] about PEN 15
God grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; And wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world As it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make things right If … [Read more...] about God Grant Me the Serenity
Are you just better than everyone else? Do you need to let everyone know that your better than them and that you make a lot of money without even saying a word? Then your messing up if you don't have a 1% patch in your repertoire. How do the commoners walking down the street know to clear the path for your holy 1% feet if your not wearing a patch to differentiate yourself? With … [Read more...] about ONLY 1 PERCENTERS ALLOWED!!
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We're proud to be able to come out with this one for everyone here. Not only can you rock some good ol navy denim when you go out to dinner but now so can your baby or little toddler. Your baby will look like a young version of Marty Mcfly or Shania Twain when their sporting on of these babies. Throw some shades on the little one and you'll have the most fly looking kid at the … [Read more...] about LOOK AT DA LITTLE BABY!!
Do you have a little monster growing inside your belly or maybe you already got one running around the house? Then you why don't you have a patch that represents your cute little monster? You must not appreciate your monster, well we here to dix that for you. With our new custom embroidered patch featuring a blue circle outline with the words "Mommys Lil Monster" written in red … [Read more...] about Mommy’s Lil Monster!