Prepare to enter a realm of unmatched style and unapologetic self-expression with our eye-catching custom embroidered patch. Crafted from top-notch twill fabric, this patch is more than just an accessory – it's a statement. Say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to sartorial excellence! Picture this: a fashion-forward masterpiece that effortlessly captures attention without … [Read more...] about You like fishing bo?
He would definitely kick your ass like no questions asked but hey this is Jesus were talking about. Like are you really sitting there like hey if I got a good uppercut in right after a kidney punch I feel like I could take him. But hey I'm not here to crush your hopes and dreams keep going to the gym and training to beat up Jesus/Chuck Norris in a boxing match. You got it. But … [Read more...] about Jesus is Chuck Norris in Disguise.
Need that extra pick me up? Or that little reminder to say hey don't let the bullshit get in the way today just keep it pushin. Then we made just the embroidered patch for you With a white circle outline and a sun centered in that circle and then centered in the sun theres "Not Today Satan" written in red. If you're ready to unleash your inner style maven, our jaw-dropping … [Read more...] about Not Today Satan! Not todayyy!
We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It's so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men's restroom in America; wouldn't say so much in the lady's. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a … [Read more...] about PEN 15
Are you just better than everyone else? Do you need to let everyone know that your better than them and that you make a lot of money without even saying a word? Then your messing up if you don't have a 1% patch in your repertoire. How do the commoners walking down the street know to clear the path for your holy 1% feet if your not wearing a patch to differentiate yourself? With … [Read more...] about ONLY 1 PERCENTERS ALLOWED!!