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Dey Tryin to Take ‘UR GUNS!

May 31, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

DEFEND AMERICA Embroidered patches Denim and Patches

Ever had the feeling the American Government is about to knock on your door and ask for the shotgun under bed, or the pistol stashed in your girlfriends hooha, or the Ak-47 stashed under your baby’s cradle, or the Black Gunpowder Muzzle loading Rifle you turned into a lamp for some reason. Well their definitely gonna try one day but if you would like to clearly show what side your on then buy one of these patches we just released.

I don’t think there’s more clear of a way to show your support for which side of the fight your gonna be on when they come knockin. This big Defend America Embroidered Patch will turn heads everywhere you go with its thick red outline around the 3″ rectangle. Inside that it has Defend America written in blue letters with a black M4 straddled between the 2 words. If you slap this on your girlfriends favorite daisy dukes, or your grandma’s favorite denim purse they might try and shoot you but they’ll get over it when they realize how pimpin it is.

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