Dude I swear to god there’s a pink elephant in the bathroom! And their DRUNK! If you’ve seen the elephant I’m talking about then you need one of these patches immediately, as in yesterday cause that’s probably when you saw it. Even if you haven’t seen the pink elephant yet it makes a great little gag gift for someone. But just in case you left your wallet at the bar last night. We kept the price of our patches below the price of a single meal so that if you do decide to surprise a friend it doesn’t hurt the bank account anymore than the bar did last night. Also this doesn’t pertain to just alcohol, yur to the fellow potheads that I can barely see through the smoke cloud. But let me touch on something a little more serious about our patches here.
One of our patches has the smaller amount of waste than a banana, how do we do that? Well it’s simple every single one of our custom embroidered-patches is made-to-order just for you when you order it at 3:30 am cause your trying to go to bed after a night out on the town. Well after you order it that next morning someone comes into the factory and sees your order and starts making it. Now how we achieve least waste than the sticker on the banana is because we didn’t use some big cookie cutter machine to make 10,000 faded elephant patches. No we wanted to make sure people could shop consciously on our website without worrying about the waste that your creating from supporting us. Cause that’s really what your doing your not just buying a custom-embroidered patch with a pink elephant on it your supporting an American grown small business that’s veteran-owned.
