You got a hot chick in your life? Then why are you doing her the disservice of not being apart of the hot chicks club? Hurry up and buy her this patch so you don’t get hit with the “you don’t love me anymore do you?” Cause as soon as she is searching your browser history and sees you saw a hot chicks patch and didn’t think to buy me your hot chick a hot chick patch, you know its coming. So I’m just sitting here trying to do you the service of saving your day from becoming hell on earth, the balls in your court now buddy.
And if she’s gonna yell at you “Oh you can buy whatever you want but as soon as I buy a $4000 couch its a problem”. Just stop her there cause one our patches are like a .05% of the couch shes trying to buy and out patches are made-to-order. Yes that’s right these babys are just sitting in a warehouse getting all moldy we make these patches when you order one. So one you don’t get a moldy patch a cockroach baby on it but two your also not contributing to throwing waste in the ocean when you order a made-to-order patch from us. Because we care about the fishes, well mainly the Atlanteans but you know what I mean. But you’ll be able to save your ass saying that that this isn’t a wasteful product I got YOU and once she sees she is in the hot chick club now she’ll should stop yelling at you.
