Hey mom mommy mom mum mom mum mom momma ma ma mom mom mom mom… your hot. We made this patch just so you can make your wife or mom feel really good about herself, but don’t mount it for her let her choose where she wants to put it. But watch out she’s gonna have studs trying to hit her up in the supermarket wearing this patch. But this patch isn’t just for human moms; it can be for dog moms, cat moms, snake moms, gorilla moms, tiger moms, or Atlantean moms. I mean the possibilities are endless people, with a green outline in a circle with the words “I’ve got a hot MOM” in red. This can make a funny valentines gift or just because you felt like making her feel special.
You can also feel good about conscious shopping when you buy from Denim and Patches. We don’t cut any corners, literally this match is made the next business day after you order it. And what that allows is almost 100% waste free manufacturing we’re not using some big ass cookie cutter machine to make our patches. What that does is create as much waste as there are patches almost so don’t fret about buying one of our patches and worrying about how much trash you put in the ocean. We also didn’t cheap out on the fabric used to make the patch, we developed the perfect mixture of cotton and polyester. To give you the natural feel of a cotton patch in your hand but also gives the lasting abilities of polyester. So what are you doing? Click that shop page and start exploring!
