Howdy there neighbor! Alien cowboy here just wanted to say sorry for stealing ol bessy out the pasture last Saturday. And returning with my brand on her, but hey she said she needed something to remember the night. So I made you a patch in the shape of the brand too as commemoration token of that night. So again sorry..
Sincerely, Alien Cowboy
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