DENIMandPATCHES

Well then wear that shit on your arm and scream it proudly is all I can say. Why not? What is stopping you at the end of the day? So what your a horny little fucker if you don’t do anything with the cards your dealt then your a horrible player and you should just go quit. What are you playing? Well this little game called Life now lets have some fun in it right? Now for me one of those easy steps is getting to express myself in any way I want to. And with a patch on say your jacket or backpack its so easy to do just by walking down the street.

But wait, there’s more to love! Each patch is handcrafted with care, made especially for you the moment you place your order. No cookie-cutter mass production here. By creating products on demand, we’re doing our part to reduce overproduction and promote a more sustainable world. So, not only will you be adding a splash of style to your wardrobe, but you’ll also be making a conscious choice that you can feel good about.

The Dead Rabbits were basically the peaky blinders of Manhattan in the early 1800’s. They were pretty damn cool they used to put a dead rabbit on a pike as the war flag into a gang fight or battle. Theirs a lot of history on them if your into that stuff and would like to learn about them. But the patch is a very simple design with a red outline and the words “Dead Rabbits” written in Green centered towards the top with a rabbit with red x’s across its eyes underneath the words. Not the craziest patch or the brightest colors but just enough to catch a persons eye and get them to think and look it up.

We give you the power to choose how you want to rock this patch. Attach it with ease using our iron-on using your at-home iron, sew-on, or safety pin(not included) options. We’ve got you covered, whether you’re a rebel with a sewing machine or prefer to keep it simple and snappy. And here’s the best part: each patch is custom-made just for you. Yeah, we’re all about reducing overpopulation and making sure you get a one-of-a-kind piece that screams you and only you. So don’t wait any longer—order now and get ready to slay the style game like a true badass!

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One of the main things we strive for here is also a minimal amount of waste approach to our patches. Our patches are made the morning after you place your order, so their not just sitting in a warehouse waiting for you to buy them letting the glue on the back get old. Most people don’t realize that when your product is made for you right then and there it also massively reduces the waste from the product by being made on a smaller scale. So its a great way to buy consciously and try and reduce your personal waste as well.

It also makes a great valentines gift or just a little surprise joke/gift for someone special. The patch will come 3″ in diameter made out of our super durable mix of cotton and polyester giving it the natural cotton feel but still giving it the lasting strength of polyester. It has a red outline in a circle shape saying “Ready to be Popped” centered towards the top with a dark red cherry and a pair of lips underneath the words. Giving this to someone could also be a great way to knock some sense into them and be like hey you ignoring some signs. The possibilities are endless, great conversation starter if you ask me. With 3 different mounting methods being sewn-on, iron-on, or a good ole safety pin you can put it almost anywhere you’d like.

Alright, yall buckle up for a wild ride! Picture this: you’re strutting down the street, sporting a snazzy embroidered patch that’s as eye-catching as your dance moves. People can’t help but stare, partly because your patch is screaming “Look at me!” and partly because they’re wondering how someone can possibly walk out of the those looking like that. It’s like wearing your own personal comedy show!

Now, let me introduce you to the star of the show, our embroidered patches. Crafted from durable twill fabric, these babies can handle the heat and keep their colors popping. They measure a cool 3″ in diameter, giving you plenty of room to flaunt your personality. Choose your preferred attachment option—iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin! You’re just a few steps away from becoming a walking work of art.

But wait, there’s more! Our patches are not just about style; they’re about making a conscious choice too. They’re made-to-order, which means you’re reducing overproduction and contributing to a sustainable future. So, while you eagerly await your patch, you can feel good knowing that you’re not just a fashion icon but an eco-warrior too.

I EAT PUSSY!! Don’t be afraid of the mom at the supermarket covering her kids eyes as you walk by sporting your silky smooth denim Sherpa jacket with a “I EAT pussy” patch right over your heart. That’s where I’m mounting mine at least to show how truly important to my heart it truly is. Not enough people return the service when it is given, how is anyone suppose to have fun at that point? That’s why we made this patch to express how important it is to the economy and world peace to simply go out and eat some pussy. Every time one of these patches is bought it sincerely warms my heart to know there’s another human being out there that knows how important this subject matter is.

And you don’t need to just feel good about the cause your supporting by buying one of these patches. You can also feel good that when you order your patch it’ll show the world that you care about overproduction and pollution. We aren’t one of those company’s that makes 500 of our patches just waiting for someone to buy one and hoping they buy the one we made. Our workshops only make your patch after you’ve ordered it so that one its not just sitting around possibly never getting sold and used. But also it reduces the waste when you make a patch to order for someone and increases the individuality of each patch.

Do you have those magic lips that’ll make a girl suffocate your face every time you walk in the door? Well then wear this patch proud and ready to fulfill some joyrides if your lucky. As long as you can sport it right you shouldn’t be able to have a boring night out on the town wearing this patch. It has a bright yellow outline to grab the eye and then says “joyride” written in blue above a pair of lips with a 5 star review under said lips. If there was ever a way to express your hidden talent to the people walking down the street, I think we hit the nail right on the head.

You can mount this patch to your jacket, bag, and hats basically anywhere it’ll fit you can find a way to mount our patches. Be that you have an iron at home to be able to iron on the patch or you know how to sow and have needle and thread. Hell you can even safety pin it on if you don’t think you want it there permanently or want to be able to move it from a bag to a hat easily. The mounting options are endless as long as you have an imagination. We made the patch out of durable mixture of cotton and polyester just so you can do basically anything you want to the patch and still use it.

Yo, check this out! Want to bring some serious flavor to your outfits? Well, look no further because we’ve got the ultimate embroidered patch for you – the “HEY … THAT’S NACHO CHEESE! BUTTER GRAB IT… JUST IN QUESO” patch! Made with top-notch mixture of polyester and cotton fabric that can handle the heat, this patch is a must-have addition to your jacket, backpack, or hat. With a badass diameter of 3 inches, it demands attention and shows the world that you’re not afraid to embrace your cheesy side. And here’s the kicker – you can attach it however you want! Iron it on, sew it on like a boss, or rock it with a rebellious safety pin. It’s all about your style, baby! Oh, and did we mention? Every single patch is made on demand just for you. That means no wasteful overproduction, so you can feel damn good about your purchase. Get ready to add some cheesy awesomeness to your wardrobe – grab this patch now before it’s gone! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Remember when you order a patch from us your supporting the idea of any idea being spread anywhere. That’s what custom embroidered patches are about and embody the want to just throw an idea out here in passing. Maybe that sparks a debate at the lunch table your passing or maybe they order a thing of nachos to-go. What matters is you took the initiative to throw your idea out there and weren’t afraid of the ridicule from it.