Need that extra pick me up? Or that little reminder to say hey don’t let the bullshit get in the way today just keep it pushin. Then we made just the embroidered patch for you With a white circle outline and a sun centered in that circle and then centered in the sun theres “Not Today Satan” written in red. If you’re ready to unleash your inner style maven, our jaw-dropping embroidered patch is here to take your outfit to the next level! Made from top-notch twill fabric that can handle the test of time, this patch is a total stormtrooper. Picture yourself rocking it on your favorite denim jacket or backpack – trust me, heads will turn and Satan will be exorcised! And the best part? You get to choose how to attach it: iron on, sew on, or safety pin – you’re the boss! Oh, and did I mention that this patch is made just for you? That’s right, we don’t waste any materials or energy on unnecessary stock. It’s all about sustainability, baby! So, what are you waiting for? Don’t let your outfit be dull any longer – order this patch now and get ready to slay the fashion game!
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PEN 15
We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It’s so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men’s restroom in America; wouldn’t say so much in the lady’s. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a smile or chuckle out of someone so we made a white outline around the patch against a black background with “PEN15” written in white centered at the top. Then with masterful craftsmanship from keyboard text made a ejaculating penis made out of an 8 with equal signs and a D. And then we put a smiley face underneath it, motherfuckers.
Does it get any better? Oh it does when you order this patch drunk/high/tripping/rolling/whatever the fuck at 11 at night cause your waiting for the bathroom line on your phone. That next day as long as you party on a business night like a normal heathen(and the next day is a business day). One of our factory workers will come in and see your drunken order and start making it so we can get it to you as soon as possible. So that means your not getting some moldy old patch that’s just been sitting on the shelf letting the glue on the back go bad and not seal properly when you iron it (if that’s the way you choose to apply it). Oh yeah on that; you can sew it as well or just simply safety pin it on. The options are only limited by your imagination here at Denim and Patches.
God Grant Me the Serenity
God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
As it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make things right
If I surrender to His Will;
So that I may be reasonably happy in this life
And supremely happy with Him
Forever and ever in the next.
Amen.
We all have our own struggles to deal with and all choose to deal with things differently. One of the great ways people choose is through AA and any person who decides to do that should be proud of their selves. It takes phenomenal strength to get to the point your at in your life no matter where your at in the game of life. Don’t ever doubt yourself or the strength you have to deal with the things god is gonna throw at you or test you with. Because after every test and heartache your gonna be such a stronger version of yourself and have gained the wisdom of how to deal with it next time. Don’t ever forget the people you have around you to support you and if you don’t, then fuck the ones your with and find better people because what you keep around you doesn’t make you. Don’t ever think that, but it influences you and it can do it to you without you even noticing.
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ONLY 1 PERCENTERS ALLOWED!!
Are you just better than everyone else? Do you need to let everyone know that your better than them and that you make a lot of money without even saying a word? Then your messing up if you don’t have a 1% patch in your repertoire. How do the commoners walking down the street know to clear the path for your holy 1% feet if your not wearing a patch to differentiate yourself? With you elevated position in life you need a elevated level of patch as well; in order to do that for you we make each embroidered patch custom and made-to-order. Meaning we don’t have 100’s of these sitting on a shelf waiting for you to order it getting moldy and having rats shit on it till you order and then dust it off and throw it in a bag. No no when you order your patch the next business day one of our factory workers will come in and see your order and start making it that day so that we can get it to you as fast as possible.
The design is super simple put omnipotent with a black circle outline and “1%” written in black centered in the circle. Making people be able to see it and lay out the red carpet for you. Also when you or your assistant orders one of these patches you can feel extra good about your 1% self cause the only waste from your patch being made is the tiny bit of glue squeeze out on the back of the patch for the iron on application. But if you don’t wanna have it ironed on you can have your tailor sow it on so that it wont go anywhere on ya. Or there is the old school option of safety pining it on so that you can easily move it or store it if necessary. The options are endless at Denim and Patches so go check out the store and see what you can find!
Golden Like a Shower
There’s nothing like taking a shower in some golden warm ammonia.
LOOK AT DA LITTLE BABY!!
We’re proud to be able to come out with this one for everyone here. Not only can you rock some good ol navy denim when you go out to dinner but now so can your baby or little toddler. Your baby will look like a young version of Marty Mcfly or Shania Twain when their sporting on of these babies. Throw some shades on the little one and you’ll have the most fly looking kid at the party strutting around in their unisex denim jacket with some shades on. (we recommend no pants (for boys) cause all they need is the jacket and the shades) The jacket itself is made out of a durable 100% organic cotton with double stitching in order to stand up to the test of your little monster. And do not worry at all the little metal buttons keeping the 2 chest flaps and the jacket closed are made out of nickel-free material so it won’t irritate your little ones skin.
But let me take a second to talk about what kind of business we are. We’re not some big ol cookie cutter company making thousands of these patches and then running a marketing campaign. DENIMandPATCHES is a very small Veteran-Owned Business that cares about the individual, you and making sure that you have a sick patch to wear on shoulder or wherever you choose. And not just a sick patch we want to make sure you got a comfortable denim jacket made of 100% cotton that’ll stand the test of time. We also didn’t just do that for you we made sure the little one can also sport their own patches representing their own personality with each one. So what are you doing still reading this blog get on over to the store and check out what we have to offer!
Mommy’s Lil Monster!
Do you have a little monster growing inside your belly or maybe you already got one running around the house? Then you why don’t you have a patch that represents your cute little monster? You must not appreciate your monster, well we here to dix that for you. With our new custom embroidered patch featuring a blue circle outline with the words “Mommys Lil Monster” written in red centered above a little green fur ball monster. This patch is an attention grabber with its bright colors and we wouldn’t be surprised if your little monster starts chewing on it.
When your order one of our patches we don’t want you to think your ordering from some big company that doesn’t care about you the individual, or all of us, being humanity. And what I mean is that when you order one of our patches your making it clear that you, an individual capable of anything, support the growth of hand-grown small business’s. And your not just supporting yourself your also supporting all of us. How? Well we don’t make 10,000 of these patches at a time possibly throwing away 2,000 not even to mention all the waste from mass producing 10,000 patches on a cookie cutter machine. When someone uses one of those machines it creates about 6,000 patches worth of waste for someone else to deal with, not to mention the 2,000 getting thrown out. So make it clear you support Small Veteran-Owned Business’s by ordering on of our patches today.
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Looking to level up your game? Well, look no further, because our badass embroidered patches are here to transform you from blah to wow! These patches are made from a space-age kick-ass twill fabric that can handle anything life throws at you. Whether you’re rocking a jacket, backpack, hat, or even your favorite denim jeans, these patches will scream individuality and give you that rebellious edge you’ve been craving.
But that’s not all! We offer a wide selection of embroidered patches, each one cooler than the last. From fierce animals to badass slogans, we’ve got the design that perfectly matches your unique style. Choose between iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin attachment options for your gold 17 custom embroidered patch. As soon as someone sees you walking down the street with one of these they’ll know what your about.
Now, here’s the deal. We don’t mess around when it comes to quality. Each patch is carefully made-to-order, ensuring that it meets our high standards. This means it might take a bit longer for your patch to reach you, but trust us, it is worth the wait. And hey, while you’re waiting, take pride in knowing that your purchase contributes to our mission of reducing overproduction. So go ahead, unleash your inner rebel, and order your badass embroidered patch now!