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Do you have a little monster growing inside your belly or maybe you already got one running around the house? Then you why don’t you have a patch that represents your cute little monster? You must not appreciate your monster, well we here to dix that for you. With our new custom embroidered patch featuring a blue circle outline with the words “Mommys Lil Monster” written in red centered above a little green fur ball monster. This patch is an attention grabber with its bright colors and we wouldn’t be surprised if your little monster starts chewing on it.

When your order one of our patches we don’t want you to think your ordering from some big company that doesn’t care about you the individual, or all of us, being humanity. And what I mean is that when you order one of our patches your making it clear that you, an individual capable of anything, support the growth of hand-grown small business’s. And your not just supporting yourself your also supporting all of us. How? Well we don’t make 10,000 of these patches at a time possibly throwing away 2,000 not even to mention all the waste from mass producing 10,000 patches on a cookie cutter machine. When someone uses one of those machines it creates about 6,000 patches worth of waste for someone else to deal with, not to mention the 2,000 getting thrown out. So make it clear you support Small Veteran-Owned Business’s by ordering on of our patches today.

Looking to level up your game? Well, look no further, because our badass embroidered patches are here to transform you from blah to wow! These patches are made from a space-age kick-ass twill fabric that can handle anything life throws at you. Whether you’re rocking a jacket, backpack, hat, or even your favorite denim jeans, these patches will scream individuality and give you that rebellious edge you’ve been craving.

But that’s not all! We offer a wide selection of embroidered patches, each one cooler than the last. From fierce animals to badass slogans, we’ve got the design that perfectly matches your unique style. Choose between iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin attachment options for your gold 17 custom embroidered patch. As soon as someone sees you walking down the street with one of these they’ll know what your about.

Dude I swear to god there’s a pink elephant in the bathroom! And their DRUNK! If you’ve seen the elephant I’m talking about then you need one of these patches immediately, as in yesterday cause that’s probably when you saw it. Even if you haven’t seen the pink elephant yet it makes a great little gag gift for someone. But just in case you left your wallet at the bar last night. We kept the price of our patches below the price of a single meal so that if you do decide to surprise a friend it doesn’t hurt the bank account anymore than the bar did last night. Also this doesn’t pertain to just alcohol, yur to the fellow potheads that I can barely see through the smoke cloud. But let me touch on something a little more serious about our patches here.

One of our patches has the smaller amount of waste than a banana, how do we do that? Well it’s simple every single one of our custom embroidered-patches is made-to-order just for you when you order it at 3:30 am cause your trying to go to bed after a night out on the town. Well after you order it that next morning someone comes into the factory and sees your order and starts making it. Now how we achieve least waste than the sticker on the banana is because we didn’t use some big cookie cutter machine to make 10,000 faded elephant patches. No we wanted to make sure people could shop consciously on our website without worrying about the waste that your creating from supporting us. Cause that’s really what your doing your not just buying a custom-embroidered patch with a pink elephant on it your supporting an American grown small business that’s veteran-owned.

How do leaders lead? Only certain people who are even interested in this answer will even ask themselves that question. First they show you what do do; meaning you build a chair. 2nd they show you how to do it; 4 legs a base and a back. And last but not least they show you why you do what you do. Because everyone wakes up and usually one of your first introspective questions for yourself of the day is: Why? Well what a great leader does is not only answers the first 2 questions for you they align with why you do what you do. Whether that be to have great time, build a family, or just to get to your bed safely. If you’ve noticed yourself asking these questions I advise you to check out Simon Sinek and the Golden Circle ted talk on rumble.

Now it’s time to elevate your wardrobe game with our kickass embroidered patch! Created using badass twill fabric that can handle anything you throw at it, this patch will make your outfits screm with personality. Measuring a solid 3 inches in diameter, it’s big enough to turn heads without overshadowing your killer style. Attach it with iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin options because we know you like to do things your way. And here’s the real deal: our patches are made on demand just for you, because we’re all about reducing waste and giving you the coolest customization options. So go ahead, give your favorite jacket or backpack the badass makeover it deserves. Order now and let the embellishing adventure begin!

Hey mom mommy mom mum mom mum mom momma ma ma mom mom mom mom… your hot. We made this patch just so you can make your wife or mom feel really good about herself, but don’t mount it for her let her choose where she wants to put it. But watch out she’s gonna have studs trying to hit her up in the supermarket wearing this patch. But this patch isn’t just for human moms; it can be for dog moms, cat moms, snake moms, gorilla moms, tiger moms, or Atlantean moms. I mean the possibilities are endless people, with a green outline in a circle with the words “I’ve got a hot MOM” in red. This can make a funny valentines gift or just because you felt like making her feel special.

You can also feel good about conscious shopping when you buy from Denim and Patches. We don’t cut any corners, literally this match is made the next business day after you order it. And what that allows is almost 100% waste free manufacturing we’re not using some big ass cookie cutter machine to make our patches. What that does is create as much waste as there are patches almost so don’t fret about buying one of our patches and worrying about how much trash you put in the ocean. We also didn’t cheap out on the fabric used to make the patch, we developed the perfect mixture of cotton and polyester. To give you the natural feel of a cotton patch in your hand but also gives the lasting abilities of polyester. So what are you doing? Click that shop page and start exploring!

This unseen war has been going on for centuries right before your eyes. It doesn’t really have any casualties but none the less there is still a war of writers happening. The semicolon is used to keep an idea/list going in a sentence and is actually easier to use than the colon. Haha colon. But the semicolon doesn’t require shift to be pressed in order to type it but the colon does. Now again this war doesn’t really have casualties but I’m sure it has a bunch of hilarious drunken fights.

Now back to reality when you order one of our patches don’t feel like your adding some some huge pile of trash that’s gonna be thrown in the ocean or into the ground. No our custom embroidered patches are made-to-order just for you. Which not only provides you with a patch specific to you giving you a one-of-a-kind product; but our cutoff from making each patch is so minimal it’s insane. So go ahead and check out the website we have so many different patches for all different interest and ideas.

It’s etched into probably every 2 out 5 school desk across the U.S., hell you probably where the one to etch it in. Our LAO patch is the embodiment of all our childhood memories of thinking were the most badass rebel to permanently etch a man playing with his snake. And sitting there thinking “Haha, the parental units have no idea what it actually means!!”. Well I’m here to inform you they all did have an idea cause they were once a little stinking green bean just like all of us. Well for those of you that have matured into a sophisticated individual like yourself. We have removed the need to etch into things like a caveman and curated a custom-embroidered for you to pass out or post up in a random location of your choosing. When you get to a certain age you realize that how you spread your message is more important than trying to make it last forever in a desk.