It’s etched into probably every 2 out 5 school desk across the U.S., hell you probably where the one to etch it in. Our LAO patch is the embodiment of all our childhood memories of thinking were the most badass rebel to permanently etch a man playing with his snake. And sitting there thinking “Haha, the parental units have no idea what it actually means!!”. Well I’m here to inform you they all did have an idea cause they were once a little stinking green bean just like all of us. Well for those of you that have matured into a sophisticated individual like yourself. We have removed the need to etch into things like a caveman and curated a custom-embroidered for you to pass out or post up in a random location of your choosing. When you get to a certain age you realize that how you spread your message is more important than trying to make it last forever in a desk.

Just like your riding a wave my friend, just gotta let the wave do the work. To embody this spirit we made the “Go with the flow” custom-embroidered patch. This isn’t just any patch though this thing is made with a special blend of cotton and polyester, so it still has that natural feel of cotton but has the sturdiness of the polyester. So you can iron this on to your beach cooler as long as its got a fabric side and this patch won’t have any problem standing up to the sun on the beach. We were actually able to come up with 3 ways for you to mount your new patch when you order it. Right out of the package you can warm up your iron and iron that thing on to almost any fabric you can think of. You can also sew it on if your skilled enough with a needle and thread, and grandma hasn’t hidden the needles from you. Last but not least you can go old fashioned and safety pin it on to even more things than you can probably iron it on to.

Oh, and here’s the cherry on top our patches are made on-demand, reducing waste that goes into the ocean and making your purchase eco-friendly. By making the patches on demand we dramatically reduce the extra cutoff from our patches. And it’s not just eco-friendly it’s also specific to you so that you can feel like an individual walking down the street. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your patch and get ready to float!

Do you walk out your door shining the sun back tenfold because your smiling so hard? Causing all your neighbors do close their blinds and the birds to start flying into tree branches. Then do we have the patch just for you, one of our newest additions the “Bitch Everyday is a celebration with me”. The patch not only features said words in black centered on the top half of the patch with a yellow hand making a snap motion. All of this amazingness is circled by a red circle outline along the edge of the 3″ custom-embroidered patch. So you can let the banker who always looks at you like he’s ready to burn down his office building, that your ready to join in on the celebration and come with your own flamethrower.

We always get caught up in the day to day forgetting that there is plenty around us to celebrate everyday. Like waking up in a bed with sheets, and a refrigerator that keeps your food fresh so you can wake up and have a meal. Or just simply being able to take a breath of fresh air in the morning, sometimes we all start taking that for granted. Well when you start focusing on the negative and you need something to get you out of that slump. Then just look at your new patch that you just ordered that reminds you your not that negative nelly and that everyday is celebration.

First I just wanna touch on the subject of responsibly shopping online so that you don’t add your your footprint on the earth without noticing. When you shop at Denim and Patches you can rest easy knowing that we didn’t use some massive cookie-cutter machine that produces 5,000 “Put a Little Pink in it” patches in 2 seconds. Producing just as much waste as there are patches, instead each on your patches is made-to-order. Yes, that means when you order your patch its not thrown in a bag immediately and shipped off. No it’s custom embroidered for you producing only the material that you see; not a bunch of waste from in between the cookies being cut and then just thrown away. We make sure that we can go to sleep at night knowing what we’re selling isn’t just creating as much trash as there is product.

Ever wanted to just add some pink to it? Well now you can! With one of our newest additions to our fucked up patch family you can easily add a little bit of pink to any outfit, bag, or anything you wanted to. The custom-embroidered patch features all hot pink in a circle outline, that has a flamingo on it with the words “Put a little pink in it” written above the flamingo. Flawless design here if you ask me if you really wanna express your inner self, the inner self that just needs a little pink in their life. We at Denim and Patches seriously can’t express how much it puts a smile on our face to see another human being on this earth express their opinion so freely and without worry of social damnation. We love to hear all opinions whether their from the other side or our side, scream out your opinion like no one’s watching. Because most likely no one is watching.

Wanna let everyone know? Then this ones for you my dear. There are just some things in life you can’t patch up instantly and it takes time. When life’s got you down in the dumps you can let everyone know by buying our “Can’t Patch This” custom embroidered patch. While featuring said words centered towards the top it also has a grey line outlining the 3″ in circle with a heart with a crack in it under the caption. This will surely tell everyone to fuck off and leave you alone for a little bit or not some fucker might be like oh I can patch it. That’s when you stand up and slap the person (We at Denim and Patches do not condone drunken bar fights over bad pick up lines).

When you buy a patch from us also picture that your helping the earth by not supporting some massive cookie cutter company that mass produces thousands of its products at a time. Creating so much waste you wouldn’t even understand why company’s are allowed to do it. ALL of our patches are made-to-order only and just for you when your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband leaves you so know you need a patch to try and patch it up. We’re here to help and that’s the vision of denim and patches and has been from day one.

Not for the faint of heart. If you don’t like humor please leave our website cause its full of it. The patch features a lighter blue outline in the shape of a circle with the diameter of 3″ so as to not be too big but just enough to be able to read. It has the words “i ARE ReTarDead” with a purple teddy bear lying down as if he were dead underneath the words. Some people will not like this we understand please go look at our other patches if you don’t like this one.

We take pride in handcrafting each fucking patch exclusively for you. Yeah, it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but that just means it’s one-of-a-fucking-kind. We don’t believe in mass-produced shit. By ordering our patch, you’re sticking it to the man and supporting the rebellion against mindless consumerism. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fight.

I bet you got a grandparent, parent, brother, or friend that has served in the military. When it comes time for birthday or Christmas or maybe you just wanna make them feel special. Then grab them a patch that declares a part of them that’s so engrained they almost don’t know anything else. Your grandparent or loved one will most likely have to hold pack some tears when they see you giving them something like this. And the next great part is its only the price of an average meal.

There’s so many good things this patch signifies that I don’t think I could touch on all the subjects in a single blog. So I’m gonna concentrate on the fact that when you buy one of our patches your not just buying a piece of cloth with some words on it. No, your buying a message; that message could be a part of you or it could just be saying hello. What it signifies is up to you and only you.

Can you imagine seeing this patch on a pair of daisy dukes that barely able to hold everything in, oh man I can. Well if you want just come buy one of our patches and throw it on some daisy dukes and then take em to the strip club and I’m sure you can find a stripper you can pay $20 to put on those shorts for ya. I’m sure its rare they get payed to put on more clothes. That or give the shorts to your wife/partner that’ll probably get you in less trouble. This one can definitely grab some eyes with the hot pinks lips with hearts coming off them and the words “Kiss My Ass” embroidered in black next to the lips.

You can also feel good knowing your supporting an open minded company that just wishes to the knowledge that there’s a leader in almost every single one you just waiting to be given the skills to do it. That’s what we try and do everyday at DnP and constantly spread that idea to the people working for us and helping our idea come to fruition. If your stepping in the shit I’m leaving go check out 5paragraph.com and see what I’m talking about, checking it out is free. But back to the patches when you buy our patch just know your supporting a small business that’s 52% veteran owned that makes your patch when you order it. We’re aren’t cookie cutting 10,000 patches at time hoping we sell all 10,000 and throwing away 3,000. We made sure we could do this with minimal waste being on the consumers mind when the iron on their patch to their daisy dukes at home, so enjoy peacefully looking at some ass in some daisy dukes that say Kiss My Ass.

When your in a bigger group its a lot easier to get your voice/idea spread across the world. That’s the idea here the more people you get to see your idea the more its talked about, they look it up, then it spreads like wildfire. We designed this patch just for the idea that’s it, all it has is a green outline in a 3″ in circle with the letters “WWG””1″”WGA” in red. Simple but can spread the idea if people know what their looking for, all you gotta do is pay attention. Here at Denim and Patches we always want your ideas and information to spread and we’ve found an easy way to do that is put a colorful little picture on your bag or jacket, it works. Try it out.

Crafted from top-notch twill fabric, this bad boy can handle intense heat and endure for freaking years. Make people go, “Damn, where’d you get that?” And get this, you have not 1, not 2, but 3 attachment options: sew on, iron on, or safety pin. So, whether you wanna be a smooth operator or a rebel with a cause, we got your back. And guess what? This patch is not just about looks; it’s about being a badass eco-warrior too. We don’t mass-produce these babies. Oh no! Each patch is crafted on demand, minimizing waste and making sure you stand out while saving the planet.

5paragraph is one of our partners on the great ocean of ecommerce and running a business. The owner Michael J. Penney has introduced me to some very useful programs to help with ecommerce and growing this website. He doesn’t just show you programs but has introduced me to some people to employ tactics to grow an ecommerce business and your seo optimization and very useful things to note for using the many different advertising routes out there. He uses the same method he was taught during his time in the military to use their planning and strategizing method of 5 paragraph. Head over to 5paragraph.com to check out how to empower yourself as a leader but it all starts with you, so be ready to better yourself.

The patch itself like most of our patches we try to keep the design simple but eye-catching. It features a grey outline around the outside creating a 3″ in diameter around the letter and number “5P” with a thick red line underneath which is actually the logo for 5 Paragraph. It’s made out of tested fabric mixture of cotton and polyester to withstand the test of washing machines and the sun and being left in the sand on a beach. We care about the what our patches represent which is a message that each person has bought that they wanted to represent. So we made sure it would last.