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Hey mom mommy mom mum mom mum mom momma ma ma mom mom mom mom… your hot. We made this patch just so you can make your wife or mom feel really good about herself, but don’t mount it for her let her choose where she wants to put it. But watch out she’s gonna have studs trying to hit her up in the supermarket wearing this patch. But this patch isn’t just for human moms; it can be for dog moms, cat moms, snake moms, gorilla moms, tiger moms, or Atlantean moms. I mean the possibilities are endless people, with a green outline in a circle with the words “I’ve got a hot MOM” in red. This can make a funny valentines gift or just because you felt like making her feel special.

You can also feel good about conscious shopping when you buy from Denim and Patches. We don’t cut any corners, literally this match is made the next business day after you order it. And what that allows is almost 100% waste free manufacturing we’re not using some big ass cookie cutter machine to make our patches. What that does is create as much waste as there are patches almost so don’t fret about buying one of our patches and worrying about how much trash you put in the ocean. We also didn’t cheap out on the fabric used to make the patch, we developed the perfect mixture of cotton and polyester. To give you the natural feel of a cotton patch in your hand but also gives the lasting abilities of polyester. So what are you doing? Click that shop page and start exploring!

This unseen war has been going on for centuries right before your eyes. It doesn’t really have any casualties but none the less there is still a war of writers happening. The semicolon is used to keep an idea/list going in a sentence and is actually easier to use than the colon. Haha colon. But the semicolon doesn’t require shift to be pressed in order to type it but the colon does. Now again this war doesn’t really have casualties but I’m sure it has a bunch of hilarious drunken fights.

Now back to reality when you order one of our patches don’t feel like your adding some some huge pile of trash that’s gonna be thrown in the ocean or into the ground. No our custom embroidered patches are made-to-order just for you. Which not only provides you with a patch specific to you giving you a one-of-a-kind product; but our cutoff from making each patch is so minimal it’s insane. So go ahead and check out the website we have so many different patches for all different interest and ideas.

It’s etched into probably every 2 out 5 school desk across the U.S., hell you probably where the one to etch it in. Our LAO patch is the embodiment of all our childhood memories of thinking were the most badass rebel to permanently etch a man playing with his snake. And sitting there thinking “Haha, the parental units have no idea what it actually means!!”. Well I’m here to inform you they all did have an idea cause they were once a little stinking green bean just like all of us. Well for those of you that have matured into a sophisticated individual like yourself. We have removed the need to etch into things like a caveman and curated a custom-embroidered for you to pass out or post up in a random location of your choosing. When you get to a certain age you realize that how you spread your message is more important than trying to make it last forever in a desk.

Just like your riding a wave my friend, just gotta let the wave do the work. To embody this spirit we made the “Go with the flow” custom-embroidered patch. This isn’t just any patch though this thing is made with a special blend of cotton and polyester, so it still has that natural feel of cotton but has the sturdiness of the polyester. So you can iron this on to your beach cooler as long as its got a fabric side and this patch won’t have any problem standing up to the sun on the beach. We were actually able to come up with 3 ways for you to mount your new patch when you order it. Right out of the package you can warm up your iron and iron that thing on to almost any fabric you can think of. You can also sew it on if your skilled enough with a needle and thread, and grandma hasn’t hidden the needles from you. Last but not least you can go old fashioned and safety pin it on to even more things than you can probably iron it on to.

Oh, and here’s the cherry on top our patches are made on-demand, reducing waste that goes into the ocean and making your purchase eco-friendly. By making the patches on demand we dramatically reduce the extra cutoff from our patches. And it’s not just eco-friendly it’s also specific to you so that you can feel like an individual walking down the street. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your patch and get ready to float!

Do you walk out your door shining the sun back tenfold because your smiling so hard? Causing all your neighbors do close their blinds and the birds to start flying into tree branches. Then do we have the patch just for you, one of our newest additions the “Bitch Everyday is a celebration with me”. The patch not only features said words in black centered on the top half of the patch with a yellow hand making a snap motion. All of this amazingness is circled by a red circle outline along the edge of the 3″ custom-embroidered patch. So you can let the banker who always looks at you like he’s ready to burn down his office building, that your ready to join in on the celebration and come with your own flamethrower.

We always get caught up in the day to day forgetting that there is plenty around us to celebrate everyday. Like waking up in a bed with sheets, and a refrigerator that keeps your food fresh so you can wake up and have a meal. Or just simply being able to take a breath of fresh air in the morning, sometimes we all start taking that for granted. Well when you start focusing on the negative and you need something to get you out of that slump. Then just look at your new patch that you just ordered that reminds you your not that negative nelly and that everyday is celebration.

First I just wanna touch on the subject of responsibly shopping online so that you don’t add your your footprint on the earth without noticing. When you shop at Denim and Patches you can rest easy knowing that we didn’t use some massive cookie-cutter machine that produces 5,000 “Put a Little Pink in it” patches in 2 seconds. Producing just as much waste as there are patches, instead each on your patches is made-to-order. Yes, that means when you order your patch its not thrown in a bag immediately and shipped off. No it’s custom embroidered for you producing only the material that you see; not a bunch of waste from in between the cookies being cut and then just thrown away. We make sure that we can go to sleep at night knowing what we’re selling isn’t just creating as much trash as there is product.

Ever wanted to just add some pink to it? Well now you can! With one of our newest additions to our fucked up patch family you can easily add a little bit of pink to any outfit, bag, or anything you wanted to. The custom-embroidered patch features all hot pink in a circle outline, that has a flamingo on it with the words “Put a little pink in it” written above the flamingo. Flawless design here if you ask me if you really wanna express your inner self, the inner self that just needs a little pink in their life. We at Denim and Patches seriously can’t express how much it puts a smile on our face to see another human being on this earth express their opinion so freely and without worry of social damnation. We love to hear all opinions whether their from the other side or our side, scream out your opinion like no one’s watching. Because most likely no one is watching.

Wanna let everyone know? Then this ones for you my dear. There are just some things in life you can’t patch up instantly and it takes time. When life’s got you down in the dumps you can let everyone know by buying our “Can’t Patch This” custom embroidered patch. While featuring said words centered towards the top it also has a grey line outlining the 3″ in circle with a heart with a crack in it under the caption. This will surely tell everyone to fuck off and leave you alone for a little bit or not some fucker might be like oh I can patch it. That’s when you stand up and slap the person (We at Denim and Patches do not condone drunken bar fights over bad pick up lines).

When you buy a patch from us also picture that your helping the earth by not supporting some massive cookie cutter company that mass produces thousands of its products at a time. Creating so much waste you wouldn’t even understand why company’s are allowed to do it. ALL of our patches are made-to-order only and just for you when your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband leaves you so know you need a patch to try and patch it up. We’re here to help and that’s the vision of denim and patches and has been from day one.

Not for the faint of heart. If you don’t like humor please leave our website cause its full of it. The patch features a lighter blue outline in the shape of a circle with the diameter of 3″ so as to not be too big but just enough to be able to read. It has the words “i ARE ReTarDead” with a purple teddy bear lying down as if he were dead underneath the words. Some people will not like this we understand please go look at our other patches if you don’t like this one.

We take pride in handcrafting each fucking patch exclusively for you. Yeah, it might take a little longer to land on your doorstep, but that just means it’s one-of-a-fucking-kind. We don’t believe in mass-produced shit. By ordering our patch, you’re sticking it to the man and supporting the rebellion against mindless consumerism. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fight.