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PEN 15

August 18, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

We were so happy to be able to make this patch for yall. It’s so simple yet one of the funniest things when someone is able to slip this in somewhere, so being an American timeless joke we had to make a patch to commemorate it. This phrase is scribbled I believe in every men’s restroom in America; wouldn’t say so much in the lady’s. Maybe? Anyways this can almost always bring a smile or chuckle out of someone so we made a white outline around the patch against a black background with “PEN15” written in white centered at the top. Then with masterful craftsmanship from keyboard text made a ejaculating penis made out of an 8 with equal signs and a D. And then we put a smiley face underneath it, motherfuckers.

Does it get any better? Oh it does when you order this patch drunk/high/tripping/rolling/whatever the fuck at 11 at night cause your waiting for the bathroom line on your phone. That next day as long as you party on a business night like a normal heathen(and the next day is a business day). One of our factory workers will come in and see your drunken order and start making it so we can get it to you as soon as possible. So that means your not getting some moldy old patch that’s just been sitting on the shelf letting the glue on the back go bad and not seal properly when you iron it (if that’s the way you choose to apply it). Oh yeah on that; you can sew it as well or just simply safety pin it on. The options are only limited by your imagination here at Denim and Patches.

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God Grant Me the Serenity

August 16, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

God grant me the serenity

To accept the things I cannot change;

Courage to change the things I can;

And wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;

Enjoying one moment at a time;

Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;

Taking, as He did, this sinful world

As it is, not as I would have it;

Trusting that He will make things right

If I surrender to His Will;

So that I may be reasonably happy in this life

And supremely happy with Him

Forever and ever in the next.

Amen.

We all have our own struggles to deal with and all choose to deal with things differently. One of the great ways people choose is through AA and any person who decides to do that should be proud of their selves. It takes phenomenal strength to get to the point your at in your life no matter where your at in the game of life. Don’t ever doubt yourself or the strength you have to deal with the things god is gonna throw at you or test you with. Because after every test and heartache your gonna be such a stronger version of yourself and have gained the wisdom of how to deal with it next time. Don’t ever forget the people you have around you to support you and if you don’t, then fuck the ones your with and find better people because what you keep around you doesn’t make you. Don’t ever think that, but it influences you and it can do it to you without you even noticing.

SAMHSA’s National Helpline is a free, confidential, 24/7, 365-day-a-year treatment referral and information service (in English and Spanish) for individuals and families facing mental and/or substance use disorders. 1-800-662-HELP (4357)

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Golden Like a Shower

August 11, 2023 by DENIMandPATCHES

There’s nothing like taking a shower in some golden warm ammonia.

GOLDEN LIKE A SHOWER - Embroidered patches
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