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Howdy there neighbor! Alien cowboy here just wanted to say sorry for stealing ol bessy out the pasture last Saturday. And returning with my brand on her, but hey she said she needed something to remember the night. So I made you a patch in the shape of the brand too as commemoration token of that night. So again sorry..

Sincerely, Alien Cowboy

So then we stole that patch from the farmer and made it available to you at the sweet price of an average dinner at your local bbq joint. Calling all Earthlings and extraterrestrial enthusiasts! Prepare to elevate your style to cosmic proportions with our mind-blowing Alien Cowboy embroidered patch! Crafted from a blend of polyester and cotton.

Brace yourself for an out-of-this-world experience! Our Alien Cowboy embroidered patch is not only a fashion statement but a symbol of your rebellion against the mundane. By opting for our made-to-order process, you actively contribute to the intergalactic movement of responsible consumerism. So, why settle for the ordinary when you can unleash your inner alien?

So this is like our heart-shaped Love Patch except its in perfect circle, with a bold red line around the word “Love” there’s no better way to state your love for something. If you iron on, sew on, or safety pin this product onto to your backpack or jacket everyone will be able to tell your a person that radiates positivity.

One of the greatest features of our embroidered patch is its made vto order nature. Each patch is meticulously crafted to meet your unique preferences, ensuring that you receive a product that is tailored just for you. This level of personalization guarantees a one-of-a-kind accessory that reflects you and only you.

With its high-quality construction and limitless styling possibilities, our embroidered patch is an absolute must have for any individual. It’s a versatile addition that can elevate any outfit, from jeans and jackets to bags and hats. Embrace your inner trendsetter and let this patch be the finishing touch.

Only if you truly love someone can you buy them a Love Embroidered Patch. Mainly cause this patch is made out of a super strong knights of the templar twill fabric that’ll last a lot longer than your relationship. So don’t be a fool and give this to your date that you’ve only seen 4 times and already have their address, mothers’ maiden name, and favorite pet. When you order it to give to your love it’ll feature a 3 inch heart shaped outline with Love embroidered in red in the middle.

When you snag this freaking awesome embroidered patch, you’re not just making a fashion statement – you’re making a statement about your individuality and embracing the freedom to express your love in the boldest way possible. And guess what? Our made-to-order process ensures we’re all about reducing waste and making responsible purchasing decisions. So don’t fret about the turtles when you order our product.

Listen up, fellow Kew Patriots! It’s time to unleash your revolutionary spirit and inject some serious attitude into your wardrobe with our Kew Patriot embroidered patch! Crafted from a durable fabric that’s as tough as nails, this patch can take on scorching heat without breaking a sweat, all while keeping its colors vibrant and intense. Measuring a killer 3 inches in diameter, it’s the perfect size to make heads turn and make a statement with every step you take. And the best part? We’ve got not one, not two, but three attachment options for you to choose from – iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Pick your poison and customize your look effortlessly.

But wait, there’s more! When you order our embroidered patch, you’re getting a product that’s made especially for you. That’s right, each patch is crafted with care to ensure it’s as motherfucking sweet as you are. So, kew patriots, it’s time to embrace the revolution and show which side your on. Don’t hesitate, order now and get ready to unlock your inner rebel!

Hey there, Outer Bankers! Get ready to take your style game to the next level with our OBX embroidered patch! Crafted from space-age twill fabric, this patch is tough as nails, standing up to any heat or wear you throw its way. Coming in at a cool 3 inches in diameter, it’s the ultimate accessory featuring a black outline and OBX embroidered in the middle. And guess what? You’ve got options! Whether you’re an iron-on aficionado, a sewing superstar, or a safety pin sensation, we’ve got the attachment method that suits your vibe.

Now, here’s the best part: When you snag our embroidered patch, we’ll whip it up especially for you, right on the spot. Sure, it might take a tad longer to reach your doorstep, but trust us, it’s worth the wait! We believe in making products on demand, steering clear of excessive production and encouraging mindful purchasing choices. So, why wait any longer to unleash your inner fashion guru? Namaste.

Ready to make a statement? Our mind-blowing embroidered patch is here to help you express your support for the one and only Donald J. Trump! Crafted from super-durable twill fabric, this patch can handle any political showdown. It’s not just a patch; it’s a badge of honor for those who dare to go against the grain.

With a 3″ diameter, this patch is like a battle cry for your outfit. The patch has a thick red outline featuring “MAGA” written in red in the center. Each patch is made-to-order, ensuring that it’s as unique and powerful as your unwavering support for Trump.

Don’t wait any longer to let your voice be heard. Order now and get ready to rock that Trump-inspired style with our electrifying embroidered patch. It’s time to make a statement that sparks conversations and ignites passions!

Picture this: you walk into a room, and all eyes are instantly drawn to the exquisite KEK embroidered patch adorning your jacket. It’s like a magnet for attention, showcasing your unique love for WoW and devotion. Our patch, meticulously crafted from top-notch twill fabric, is designed to withstand the test of time. No matter how many adventures you embark on, this patch will stay vibrant and intact, earning you compliments wherever you go.

But that’s not all! We understand that customization is key, which is why we offer three attachment options: iron-on, the classic safety pin, or sew-on. You have the power to decide how you want to personalize your patch. And the best part? Our patches are made-to-order, meaning each one is created specifically for you.

By purchasing our embroidered patch, you’re not just upgrading your wardrobe; you’re also making a conscious choice to support sustainable production practices. We prioritize reducing overpopulation, ensuring that each patch is thoughtfully crafted to minimize waste. You can flaunt your style with confidence, knowing that you’re contributing to a more sustainable fashion industry.

Time to level up your revolution game with our badass embroidered patch! This bad boy is made from a hardcore twill fabric that laughs in the face of heat and adds a killer edge to any jacket, bag, or hat. With a diameter of 3 inches (7.6 cm), it’s the ideal size to command attention without overpowering your whole ensemble. And guess what? You have three attachment options to choose from – sew-on, iron-on, or safety pin – giving you the freedom to rock it however you want.

But here’s the real deal: Each badass patch is made just for you when you order it at midnight with a pint of ice cream in the other hand. That means we’re cutting down on overproduction and making a conscious effort to support thoughtful purchasing decisions. So don’t wait around, my friend. Grab yours today and get ready to unleash your inner rebel with some seriously badass embellishments! When you order your patch it will feature a thick blue outline with the letters “WWG1WGA” written in red 3 times across the center.