You got a hot chick in your life? Then why are you doing her the disservice of not being apart of the hot chicks club? Hurry up and buy her this patch so you don’t get hit with the “you don’t love me anymore do you?” Cause as soon as she is searching your browser history and sees you saw a hot chicks patch and didn’t think to buy me your hot chick a hot chick patch, you know its coming. So I’m just sitting here trying to do you the service of saving your day from becoming hell on earth, the balls in your court now buddy.

And if she’s gonna yell at you “Oh you can buy whatever you want but as soon as I buy a $4000 couch its a problem”. Just stop her there cause one our patches are like a .05% of the couch shes trying to buy and out patches are made-to-order. Yes that’s right these babys are just sitting in a warehouse getting all moldy we make these patches when you order one. So one you don’t get a moldy patch a cockroach baby on it but two your also not contributing to throwing waste in the ocean when you order a made-to-order patch from us. Because we care about the fishes, well mainly the Atlanteans but you know what I mean. But you’ll be able to save your ass saying that that this isn’t a wasteful product I got YOU and once she sees she is in the hot chick club now she’ll should stop yelling at you.

Then this patch is perfect for you cause all it has on it is the word “Happy” and right below that it has a smiling doggo. Watch your doggo though he might get jealous of the dog on the patch and try and tear it up. When you buy this patch its gonna show everyone which side of the 1000 year war of dogs vs cats your on. Or it could just show that you love your dog and that their happy but hey to each their own. Either way whenever you wear this in public it’ll definitely grab some eyes and start some conversations for you.

And the best part is about our patches is all the mounting options your provided with right out of the package when you open it. When you open your package you’ll notice a clear resin spread across the back of the patch. That is the glue that gives you the option to iron on the patch, simply warm up your iron that you use on your clothes and place the patch where you want to mount it, choose wisely cause its not meant to ever come off again. Then once you’ve chosen you can simply press down with your iron for about 30 seconds and your patch will be mounted. Now right out of the package you also have the option to sew on your patch as well which you will need some string and a needle to do but is also a very sturdy way to mount your patch. And last but not least you can safety pin it on but this way is only as durable as your safety pin. (Safety pin not included)

Hey there, my awesome patchers! Get ready to level up your style with our super-duper cool embroidered patches! They’re like tiny bursts of awesomeness that can make your outfits go from meh to wowza! Picture this: a patch of vibrant colors with a pair of hands holding out a bowl for soup and it says SOUPER HERO in blue underneath that. How cool is that?

You’ve got options, my patchers. You can stick ’em on with an iron(assuming you know how to use one), sew ’em on with a needle and thread(SAFETY AND SUPERVISION REQUIRED), or even use a trusty safety pin(AGAIN SUPERVISION REQUIRED) to secure them to your favorite clothes. It’s all about finding the way that works best for you and your fashion adventures.

We’re all about giving you something special, amigos. That’s why we create each patch with love and care, just for you. It might take a couple days for your patch to arrive at your door, but trust me, it’s totally worth the wait! And hey, not only will you get an awesome patch, but you’ll also be part of a mission to protect our planet by avoiding unnecessary waste. It’s like being a souper hero for the environment!

This is one of those patches when people see it there gonna be like huh? then ohhhh haha. It’ll also be a very easy conversation starter if you know how to play your cards right. The patch has a light brown outline in the shape of a circle. With the words “Ben Dover” written in the same light brown in the center the design is very simple but very easy to see. Our patches are made of a durable polyester and cotton blend so that their easily cleaned when you had a rough night the night before. So don’t worry if you went for a slide in the mud, if the patch is sewn on or ironed on just throw your jacket or whatever its attached too in the wash and it’ll come out looking brand new. If its safety pinned we suggest removing the safety pin and washing as normal.

At our workshop, we believe in the power of individuality and a single person’s quality craftsmanship. That’s why we create each embroidered patch on demand, giving attention to every tiny detail. Sure, it might take a little bit for you to receive your patch, but trust me when I say it’s worth every second you wait. This personalized approach not only guarantees a high-quality product, but it also minimizes wasteful overproduction. So, by choosing our patches, you’re not only making a style statement but also supporting sustainable fashion practices.

We’ve all been there saying those words, well now you can commemorate that moment with a patch. Great gag gift for your significant other or to leave on the dresser of your one night stand. The patch features a white circle outline with the words “Just the tip Just this one Just to see how it feels” written in red on it. With a yellow banana centered bellow the words.

But here’s the real deal. We take pride in crafting each patch on demand, ensuring the highest quality standards. This personalized approach helps us reduce overproduction and make conscious purchasing decisions. By choosing our embroidered patches, you’re not just enhancing your style, but also supporting a more sustainable fashion industry.

So, why settle for boring clothing when you can unleash your inner rebel? It’s time to make a statement and showcase your true self through the power of fashion!

Howdy there neighbor! Alien cowboy here just wanted to say sorry for stealing ol bessy out the pasture last Saturday. And returning with my brand on her, but hey she said she needed something to remember the night. So I made you a patch in the shape of the brand too as commemoration token of that night. So again sorry..

Sincerely, Alien Cowboy

So then we stole that patch from the farmer and made it available to you at the sweet price of an average dinner at your local bbq joint. Calling all Earthlings and extraterrestrial enthusiasts! Prepare to elevate your style to cosmic proportions with our mind-blowing Alien Cowboy embroidered patch! Crafted from a blend of polyester and cotton.

Brace yourself for an out-of-this-world experience! Our Alien Cowboy embroidered patch is not only a fashion statement but a symbol of your rebellion against the mundane. By opting for our made-to-order process, you actively contribute to the intergalactic movement of responsible consumerism. So, why settle for the ordinary when you can unleash your inner alien?

So this is like our heart-shaped Love Patch except its in perfect circle, with a bold red line around the word “Love” there’s no better way to state your love for something. If you iron on, sew on, or safety pin this product onto to your backpack or jacket everyone will be able to tell your a person that radiates positivity.

One of the greatest features of our embroidered patch is its made vto order nature. Each patch is meticulously crafted to meet your unique preferences, ensuring that you receive a product that is tailored just for you. This level of personalization guarantees a one-of-a-kind accessory that reflects you and only you.

With its high-quality construction and limitless styling possibilities, our embroidered patch is an absolute must have for any individual. It’s a versatile addition that can elevate any outfit, from jeans and jackets to bags and hats. Embrace your inner trendsetter and let this patch be the finishing touch.

Only if you truly love someone can you buy them a Love Embroidered Patch. Mainly cause this patch is made out of a super strong knights of the templar twill fabric that’ll last a lot longer than your relationship. So don’t be a fool and give this to your date that you’ve only seen 4 times and already have their address, mothers’ maiden name, and favorite pet. When you order it to give to your love it’ll feature a 3 inch heart shaped outline with Love embroidered in red in the middle.

When you snag this freaking awesome embroidered patch, you’re not just making a fashion statement – you’re making a statement about your individuality and embracing the freedom to express your love in the boldest way possible. And guess what? Our made-to-order process ensures we’re all about reducing waste and making responsible purchasing decisions. So don’t fret about the turtles when you order our product.

Listen up, fellow Kew Patriots! It’s time to unleash your revolutionary spirit and inject some serious attitude into your wardrobe with our Kew Patriot embroidered patch! Crafted from a durable fabric that’s as tough as nails, this patch can take on scorching heat without breaking a sweat, all while keeping its colors vibrant and intense. Measuring a killer 3 inches in diameter, it’s the perfect size to make heads turn and make a statement with every step you take. And the best part? We’ve got not one, not two, but three attachment options for you to choose from – iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin. Pick your poison and customize your look effortlessly.

But wait, there’s more! When you order our embroidered patch, you’re getting a product that’s made especially for you. That’s right, each patch is crafted with care to ensure it’s as motherfucking sweet as you are. So, kew patriots, it’s time to embrace the revolution and show which side your on. Don’t hesitate, order now and get ready to unlock your inner rebel!

Hey there, Outer Bankers! Get ready to take your style game to the next level with our OBX embroidered patch! Crafted from space-age twill fabric, this patch is tough as nails, standing up to any heat or wear you throw its way. Coming in at a cool 3 inches in diameter, it’s the ultimate accessory featuring a black outline and OBX embroidered in the middle. And guess what? You’ve got options! Whether you’re an iron-on aficionado, a sewing superstar, or a safety pin sensation, we’ve got the attachment method that suits your vibe.

Now, here’s the best part: When you snag our embroidered patch, we’ll whip it up especially for you, right on the spot. Sure, it might take a tad longer to reach your doorstep, but trust us, it’s worth the wait! We believe in making products on demand, steering clear of excessive production and encouraging mindful purchasing choices. So, why wait any longer to unleash your inner fashion guru? Namaste.