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Yo, check this out! Want to bring some serious flavor to your outfits? Well, look no further because we’ve got the ultimate embroidered patch for you – the “HEY … THAT’S NACHO CHEESE! BUTTER GRAB IT… JUST IN QUESO” patch! Made with top-notch mixture of polyester and cotton fabric that can handle the heat, this patch is a must-have addition to your jacket, backpack, or hat. With a badass diameter of 3 inches, it demands attention and shows the world that you’re not afraid to embrace your cheesy side. And here’s the kicker – you can attach it however you want! Iron it on, sew it on like a boss, or rock it with a rebellious safety pin. It’s all about your style, baby! Oh, and did we mention? Every single patch is made on demand just for you. That means no wasteful overproduction, so you can feel damn good about your purchase. Get ready to add some cheesy awesomeness to your wardrobe – grab this patch now before it’s gone! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Remember when you order a patch from us your supporting the idea of any idea being spread anywhere. That’s what custom embroidered patches are about and embody the want to just throw an idea out here in passing. Maybe that sparks a debate at the lunch table your passing or maybe they order a thing of nachos to-go. What matters is you took the initiative to throw your idea out there and weren’t afraid of the ridicule from it.

The patch is the whitest patch you’ll ever see literally. Leave it all white and mount it, color in with some sharpie and mount it, or tie-dye it and mount it do whatever the hell you want with it. Our patches are made out of durable mixture of polyester and cotton so you can basically do whatever you want to it except throw it in the oven and it’ll still withstand anything you can throw at it. Shit you could even do that never seen that a half burnt patch on a jacket. All I’m trying to say is these things are made to last their thick and durable so that you can do whatever you need to do while still expressing whatever idea you want and looking badass at it.

When you order our patch we don’t go in some closet and grab a patch that’s been sitting there for 2 years packaged and ready to go, just waiting for someone. No we offer made-to-order patches only. Meaning that when you order the patch drunk in the uber otw home at 3:30am the next morning one of our people in the factory wakes up and makes your patch. We’re not looking to make a bunch of waste that then ends up getting thrown in the ocean or our streets so we make sure that each one of your patches is made when you order it which allows us to ensure minimal waste from making each patch.

Yeehaw! It’s time to spice up that lackluster wardrobe of yours, partner! Get ready to turn heads and dodge bullets with our Bullseye embroidered patch! Crafted from the toughest twill fabric from your momma’s leg hair on this side of the Mississippi, this patch is built to withstand the scorching heat of the desert and the rough rides through untamed territories. Attach it to your favorite garments with options like iron-on, sew-on, or even a trusty safety pin. No matter how you roll, this patch will have you looking like the sharpest shooter in town. Measuring at a mighty 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter, it’s just the right size to add that personal touch to your outfits without slowing you down in a showdown. And here’s the best part, partner: the patch features a thick red outline with just a bullseye target in the center no bs. That means you’ll be rockin’ a piece that’s as unique as your one-of-a-kind shootin’ style. By snaggin’ one of these bad boys, you’re not only amping up your fashion game but also playing your part in reducin’ overpopulation and makin’ a mighty thoughtful purchasing decision. So, what are you waitin’ for? Order your embroidered patch today, and get ready to add a touch of gunslingin’ swagger to that wardrobe of yours!

You got a hot chick in your life? Then why are you doing her the disservice of not being apart of the hot chicks club? Hurry up and buy her this patch so you don’t get hit with the “you don’t love me anymore do you?” Cause as soon as she is searching your browser history and sees you saw a hot chicks patch and didn’t think to buy me your hot chick a hot chick patch, you know its coming. So I’m just sitting here trying to do you the service of saving your day from becoming hell on earth, the balls in your court now buddy.

And if she’s gonna yell at you “Oh you can buy whatever you want but as soon as I buy a $4000 couch its a problem”. Just stop her there cause one our patches are like a .05% of the couch shes trying to buy and out patches are made-to-order. Yes that’s right these babys are just sitting in a warehouse getting all moldy we make these patches when you order one. So one you don’t get a moldy patch a cockroach baby on it but two your also not contributing to throwing waste in the ocean when you order a made-to-order patch from us. Because we care about the fishes, well mainly the Atlanteans but you know what I mean. But you’ll be able to save your ass saying that that this isn’t a wasteful product I got YOU and once she sees she is in the hot chick club now she’ll should stop yelling at you.

Then this patch is perfect for you cause all it has on it is the word “Happy” and right below that it has a smiling doggo. Watch your doggo though he might get jealous of the dog on the patch and try and tear it up. When you buy this patch its gonna show everyone which side of the 1000 year war of dogs vs cats your on. Or it could just show that you love your dog and that their happy but hey to each their own. Either way whenever you wear this in public it’ll definitely grab some eyes and start some conversations for you.

And the best part is about our patches is all the mounting options your provided with right out of the package when you open it. When you open your package you’ll notice a clear resin spread across the back of the patch. That is the glue that gives you the option to iron on the patch, simply warm up your iron that you use on your clothes and place the patch where you want to mount it, choose wisely cause its not meant to ever come off again. Then once you’ve chosen you can simply press down with your iron for about 30 seconds and your patch will be mounted. Now right out of the package you also have the option to sew on your patch as well which you will need some string and a needle to do but is also a very sturdy way to mount your patch. And last but not least you can safety pin it on but this way is only as durable as your safety pin. (Safety pin not included)

Hey there, my awesome patchers! Get ready to level up your style with our super-duper cool embroidered patches! They’re like tiny bursts of awesomeness that can make your outfits go from meh to wowza! Picture this: a patch of vibrant colors with a pair of hands holding out a bowl for soup and it says SOUPER HERO in blue underneath that. How cool is that?

You’ve got options, my patchers. You can stick ’em on with an iron(assuming you know how to use one), sew ’em on with a needle and thread(SAFETY AND SUPERVISION REQUIRED), or even use a trusty safety pin(AGAIN SUPERVISION REQUIRED) to secure them to your favorite clothes. It’s all about finding the way that works best for you and your fashion adventures.

We’re all about giving you something special, amigos. That’s why we create each patch with love and care, just for you. It might take a couple days for your patch to arrive at your door, but trust me, it’s totally worth the wait! And hey, not only will you get an awesome patch, but you’ll also be part of a mission to protect our planet by avoiding unnecessary waste. It’s like being a souper hero for the environment!

This is one of those patches when people see it there gonna be like huh? then ohhhh haha. It’ll also be a very easy conversation starter if you know how to play your cards right. The patch has a light brown outline in the shape of a circle. With the words “Ben Dover” written in the same light brown in the center the design is very simple but very easy to see. Our patches are made of a durable polyester and cotton blend so that their easily cleaned when you had a rough night the night before. So don’t worry if you went for a slide in the mud, if the patch is sewn on or ironed on just throw your jacket or whatever its attached too in the wash and it’ll come out looking brand new. If its safety pinned we suggest removing the safety pin and washing as normal.

At our workshop, we believe in the power of individuality and a single person’s quality craftsmanship. That’s why we create each embroidered patch on demand, giving attention to every tiny detail. Sure, it might take a little bit for you to receive your patch, but trust me when I say it’s worth every second you wait. This personalized approach not only guarantees a high-quality product, but it also minimizes wasteful overproduction. So, by choosing our patches, you’re not only making a style statement but also supporting sustainable fashion practices.

We’ve all been there saying those words, well now you can commemorate that moment with a patch. Great gag gift for your significant other or to leave on the dresser of your one night stand. The patch features a white circle outline with the words “Just the tip Just this one Just to see how it feels” written in red on it. With a yellow banana centered bellow the words.

But here’s the real deal. We take pride in crafting each patch on demand, ensuring the highest quality standards. This personalized approach helps us reduce overproduction and make conscious purchasing decisions. By choosing our embroidered patches, you’re not just enhancing your style, but also supporting a more sustainable fashion industry.

So, why settle for boring clothing when you can unleash your inner rebel? It’s time to make a statement and showcase your true self through the power of fashion!