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Alright, yall buckle up for a wild ride! Picture this: you’re strutting down the street, sporting a snazzy embroidered patch that’s as eye-catching as your dance moves. People can’t help but stare, partly because your patch is screaming “Look at me!” and partly because they’re wondering how someone can possibly walk out of the those looking like that. It’s like wearing your own personal comedy show!

Now, let me introduce you to the star of the show, our embroidered patches. Crafted from durable twill fabric, these babies can handle the heat and keep their colors popping. They measure a cool 3″ in diameter, giving you plenty of room to flaunt your personality. Choose your preferred attachment option—iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin! You’re just a few steps away from becoming a walking work of art.

But wait, there’s more! Our patches are not just about style; they’re about making a conscious choice too. They’re made-to-order, which means you’re reducing overproduction and contributing to a sustainable future. So, while you eagerly await your patch, you can feel good knowing that you’re not just a fashion icon but an eco-warrior too.

I EAT PUSSY!! Don’t be afraid of the mom at the supermarket covering her kids eyes as you walk by sporting your silky smooth denim Sherpa jacket with a “I EAT pussy” patch right over your heart. That’s where I’m mounting mine at least to show how truly important to my heart it truly is. Not enough people return the service when it is given, how is anyone suppose to have fun at that point? That’s why we made this patch to express how important it is to the economy and world peace to simply go out and eat some pussy. Every time one of these patches is bought it sincerely warms my heart to know there’s another human being out there that knows how important this subject matter is.

And you don’t need to just feel good about the cause your supporting by buying one of these patches. You can also feel good that when you order your patch it’ll show the world that you care about overproduction and pollution. We aren’t one of those company’s that makes 500 of our patches just waiting for someone to buy one and hoping they buy the one we made. Our workshops only make your patch after you’ve ordered it so that one its not just sitting around possibly never getting sold and used. But also it reduces the waste when you make a patch to order for someone and increases the individuality of each patch.

Do you have those magic lips that’ll make a girl suffocate your face every time you walk in the door? Well then wear this patch proud and ready to fulfill some joyrides if your lucky. As long as you can sport it right you shouldn’t be able to have a boring night out on the town wearing this patch. It has a bright yellow outline to grab the eye and then says “joyride” written in blue above a pair of lips with a 5 star review under said lips. If there was ever a way to express your hidden talent to the people walking down the street, I think we hit the nail right on the head.

You can mount this patch to your jacket, bag, and hats basically anywhere it’ll fit you can find a way to mount our patches. Be that you have an iron at home to be able to iron on the patch or you know how to sow and have needle and thread. Hell you can even safety pin it on if you don’t think you want it there permanently or want to be able to move it from a bag to a hat easily. The mounting options are endless as long as you have an imagination. We made the patch out of durable mixture of cotton and polyester just so you can do basically anything you want to the patch and still use it.

Yo, check this out! Want to bring some serious flavor to your outfits? Well, look no further because we’ve got the ultimate embroidered patch for you – the “HEY … THAT’S NACHO CHEESE! BUTTER GRAB IT… JUST IN QUESO” patch! Made with top-notch mixture of polyester and cotton fabric that can handle the heat, this patch is a must-have addition to your jacket, backpack, or hat. With a badass diameter of 3 inches, it demands attention and shows the world that you’re not afraid to embrace your cheesy side. And here’s the kicker – you can attach it however you want! Iron it on, sew it on like a boss, or rock it with a rebellious safety pin. It’s all about your style, baby! Oh, and did we mention? Every single patch is made on demand just for you. That means no wasteful overproduction, so you can feel damn good about your purchase. Get ready to add some cheesy awesomeness to your wardrobe – grab this patch now before it’s gone! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Remember when you order a patch from us your supporting the idea of any idea being spread anywhere. That’s what custom embroidered patches are about and embody the want to just throw an idea out here in passing. Maybe that sparks a debate at the lunch table your passing or maybe they order a thing of nachos to-go. What matters is you took the initiative to throw your idea out there and weren’t afraid of the ridicule from it.

The patch is the whitest patch you’ll ever see literally. Leave it all white and mount it, color in with some sharpie and mount it, or tie-dye it and mount it do whatever the hell you want with it. Our patches are made out of durable mixture of polyester and cotton so you can basically do whatever you want to it except throw it in the oven and it’ll still withstand anything you can throw at it. Shit you could even do that never seen that a half burnt patch on a jacket. All I’m trying to say is these things are made to last their thick and durable so that you can do whatever you need to do while still expressing whatever idea you want and looking badass at it.

When you order our patch we don’t go in some closet and grab a patch that’s been sitting there for 2 years packaged and ready to go, just waiting for someone. No we offer made-to-order patches only. Meaning that when you order the patch drunk in the uber otw home at 3:30am the next morning one of our people in the factory wakes up and makes your patch. We’re not looking to make a bunch of waste that then ends up getting thrown in the ocean or our streets so we make sure that each one of your patches is made when you order it which allows us to ensure minimal waste from making each patch.

Yeehaw! It’s time to spice up that lackluster wardrobe of yours, partner! Get ready to turn heads and dodge bullets with our Bullseye embroidered patch! Crafted from the toughest twill fabric from your momma’s leg hair on this side of the Mississippi, this patch is built to withstand the scorching heat of the desert and the rough rides through untamed territories. Attach it to your favorite garments with options like iron-on, sew-on, or even a trusty safety pin. No matter how you roll, this patch will have you looking like the sharpest shooter in town. Measuring at a mighty 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter, it’s just the right size to add that personal touch to your outfits without slowing you down in a showdown. And here’s the best part, partner: the patch features a thick red outline with just a bullseye target in the center no bs. That means you’ll be rockin’ a piece that’s as unique as your one-of-a-kind shootin’ style. By snaggin’ one of these bad boys, you’re not only amping up your fashion game but also playing your part in reducin’ overpopulation and makin’ a mighty thoughtful purchasing decision. So, what are you waitin’ for? Order your embroidered patch today, and get ready to add a touch of gunslingin’ swagger to that wardrobe of yours!

You got a hot chick in your life? Then why are you doing her the disservice of not being apart of the hot chicks club? Hurry up and buy her this patch so you don’t get hit with the “you don’t love me anymore do you?” Cause as soon as she is searching your browser history and sees you saw a hot chicks patch and didn’t think to buy me your hot chick a hot chick patch, you know its coming. So I’m just sitting here trying to do you the service of saving your day from becoming hell on earth, the balls in your court now buddy.

And if she’s gonna yell at you “Oh you can buy whatever you want but as soon as I buy a $4000 couch its a problem”. Just stop her there cause one our patches are like a .05% of the couch shes trying to buy and out patches are made-to-order. Yes that’s right these babys are just sitting in a warehouse getting all moldy we make these patches when you order one. So one you don’t get a moldy patch a cockroach baby on it but two your also not contributing to throwing waste in the ocean when you order a made-to-order patch from us. Because we care about the fishes, well mainly the Atlanteans but you know what I mean. But you’ll be able to save your ass saying that that this isn’t a wasteful product I got YOU and once she sees she is in the hot chick club now she’ll should stop yelling at you.

Then this patch is perfect for you cause all it has on it is the word “Happy” and right below that it has a smiling doggo. Watch your doggo though he might get jealous of the dog on the patch and try and tear it up. When you buy this patch its gonna show everyone which side of the 1000 year war of dogs vs cats your on. Or it could just show that you love your dog and that their happy but hey to each their own. Either way whenever you wear this in public it’ll definitely grab some eyes and start some conversations for you.

And the best part is about our patches is all the mounting options your provided with right out of the package when you open it. When you open your package you’ll notice a clear resin spread across the back of the patch. That is the glue that gives you the option to iron on the patch, simply warm up your iron that you use on your clothes and place the patch where you want to mount it, choose wisely cause its not meant to ever come off again. Then once you’ve chosen you can simply press down with your iron for about 30 seconds and your patch will be mounted. Now right out of the package you also have the option to sew on your patch as well which you will need some string and a needle to do but is also a very sturdy way to mount your patch. And last but not least you can safety pin it on but this way is only as durable as your safety pin. (Safety pin not included)